The Three‑Year Bachelor’s Degree

It’s learning made fast,

education made swift,

designed to help the student

and to give to him a lift.

Three years — that’s all it takes,

three years to a bachelor’s degree;

three years of education,

and then they set you free.

You learn just as much,

but with a faster touch;

you learn the things you need to know.

And you become just as smart,

and true in heart,

in the things that help you grow

It’s at Ensign College —

a wonderful college,

a great place to learn and live.

It’s the first place in all of America;

now how’s that for being exclusive.