Raise Your Eyebrow

Raise your eyebrow—
Never let it close.
All the things he's doing
should scare you from head to toe.

Raise your eyebrow—
Let your eyes look back and forth.
Scan what's happening
from the south unto the north.

Raise your eyebrow—
Keep an eye on Donald Trump.
All his shenanigans
should really make you jump.

Hulbert Can Help

Hulbert can help,
And Roy's the place,
So vote for Janel—
To win this race.

And so begins
Another campaign...
American politics—
Are quite the game!

Across the land,
In every town,
They seek for leaders—
The best that can be found.

History Will Pause

History will pause, for you to catch up.
History will pause, for that.
Time to sit and sort it all out,
Study what's white and black.

It's all so simple, all so plain—
Plain as in black and white.
It's all so clear—you should see it right off,
It's right there, in plain sight.

So pause for a moment, sit back for a while,
Study this whole thing out.
History will pause, history will wait,
So you can study it, in and out.

It's in front of your eyes—right in your face,
Right there, out in the open.
Surely, if we stop, you'll lasso the truth—
You don't even need to be good at ropin'.

My Flowers

I run a flower shop—
The biggest one in town.
Everyone buys from me;
They come from miles around.

But today, I won’t be selling them.
All my flowers are gone.
But I didn’t just give them out
To whoever came along.

I have some special friends—
Some friends I love a lot.
And I’m giving them all my flowers—
All the ones I’ve got.

My friends are called the media,
My friends are called the press.
I love them in great bunches;
I think they are the best.

But along comes Donald Trump,
Ready to shut them down.
So I’m feeling pretty sorry for them
And giving them every flower I have around

The Silent America

Introducing The Silent America—
The one you’ve been waiting for.
We will silence unwanted opinions;
Things will not be like before.

Let a hush fall over the nation,
Let dissidents be still.
Let the press be muzzled—
With them, we’ve had our fill.

We are the strong and strident,
We are the government.
And this administration
Allows no false comment.

Freedom of speech and the press
Only foment division.
We need a united nation,
So silencing them is our decision.

 America Went Broke That Year

America went broke that year,
no money to pay the bills.
It looked into its wallet—
it was so empty, it gave you chills.

It looked for someone to borrow from,
but this time, no one was there.
No one to bail out the foolish nation,
no one would even dare.

And the nation that thought itself invincible,
the nation no one thought could fall—
that nation went bankrupt,
that nation hit the wall.

Robin Hood Reversed

From the poor,
we give to the rich.
It should be the other way,
so this is a switch.

We love a great idea,
so we jump in headfirst.
Imagine all the benefits
of Robin Hood reversed.

Trump and all his friends—
let them have our money.
When it comes to taxes,
they are our honey.

Kiss the rich, suck up to them,
reward them for all that they've done.
When it comes to blessing the rich,
let us not be outdone.