Dang Right, States’ Rights

Dang right, states’ rights—
And I’m the man who sustains them.
My name is Donald Trump,
And states’ rights are as good as rum.

As long as those rights support me—
As long as they do me some good.
But if those rights get in my way,
They’re nothing more than good firewood.

States’ rights, civil rights—
What about the rights of Donald Trump?
I demand all the rights,
And nobody else has the right to grump.