Guns in the Pews

Guns, guns, guns —

and sometimes guns at church.

Before you go in,

they don’t give you a search.

Guns hidden

 from the men of cloth,

and a gun slips in,

carried by a man of wroth.

Guns, guns, guns —

we should have known

someone would pack one in.

Even when guns aren’t allowed —

no more than whiskey and gin.