Dan Rather's List

It's not about politics
Dan Rather makes it clear
He's got better reasons
For not wanting Donald near

"It's about me, as a patriot"
And then he goes down a list of things
One after another, naming Donald's dings

He says he's simply rejecting
"a cheating, lying, racist"
And it becomes clear he think's
Trump is just about the basest

But he goes on, "treasonous, fascist and vile man"
And by now it is quite clear
He thinks Trump's about the worst
And we have great cause to fear

He notes the Donald "attacks the press,
and wants to lead the country I love"
And thus it is Dan Rather
Slaps Donald with his glove

Dan Rather's a legend newsman
A man I'll listen to on this
And when he says those are his reasons
I'd say he doesn't miss