Really Need a Ballroom

What's a mansion without a ballroom?
Tell me, all you folks out there
I mean, we really need a ballroom
And I'm telling you, just to clear the air

Fancy banquets
Fancy-fancy shows
You know we need a ballroom
A place to wear our fancy clothes

Just one-hundred million bucks
Is all it's going to cost
But don't worry about the money
The Don will bear the cost

This'll be the first expansion
Since 1952
And it'll be a wonderful addition
When it all is through

Opulent and lavish
All the things a king could want
–Oh, excuse me
I didn't mean to taunt

I meant just a president
For there are no kings 'round here
At least there never were
But now there is, I fear

First, he wants a jumbo jet
A palace in the sky
And now he wants a ballroom
It's a pleasure we shan't deny