The Art of Making Enemies

The Art of the Deal has a new edition
The Art of Making Enemies, it's called
The new edition has hit the stands
Now that the new president has been installed

Columbia, Mexico, and Brazil
Canada, Iceland, and Panama
And we'll be adding others as soon
As we figure out how to claim they're breaking our law

Talk about ruffling feathers
Trump is shaking the globe
He says, Deal with me and deal my way
Cause I'm the one wearing the robe

King Don once wrote a book
Called the Art of the Deal
Don't know if they read it in Iceland
But his new book should make them squeal