No Safe Level

There is no safe level of alcohol
Not even one glass of wine
Just the same, I suppose it's better
Than drinking turpentine

Fill your cup and drink it up
Then sit it back on the table
Then, try to stand up straight 
I don't think you'll be able

They say alcohol kills brain cells
And I suppose, that's true
But you'll be pretty surprised
If I told you what else it can do

Just like cigarettes
Alcohol can cause cancer
So, switching from one to the other
I don't think is the answer