Hold the Phone

Hold the phone; don't hang up
That's all that I would ask
But the Trump / Musk administration
It already about its task

We won't be verifying information, it says
No, not by telephone
You come in or go online
That's the way we're goin'

Customer service was once worth something
Customer service was
But Musk has other plans
Customer services is not what he does

So, go online or trek on down
'Cause we're streamlining this machine
And soon we'll have a Social Security system
That is mean and lean

That's good enough for Musk
That's good enough for Trump
But all the common people
Are being kicked in the rump