If There Is a Devil

If there is a devil,

there is a Don—

bringing corruption before morning,

corruption before dawn.

All across the country,

and all across the land,

the devil is Donald,

and Donald's the brand.

 

 

Donald the Don

Donald the Dangerous,

Donald the Don,

Donald the Deceiver too—

All of these Donalds wrapped into one,

Just to make sure they aren't few.

Donald is one.

Donald is many.

Donald is Donald the Don.

One Donald, two Donald,

Three Donald, four.

You think there's just one Donald,

But really, there are more.

 

 

The Big City

The big city—

Who can run the big city,

Run it well and strip it of crime?

Who can rule it,

And do it sublime?

Trump can do it,

The champion of law and order.

When crime comes along,

He gives no quarter.

An arrogant man,

An aristocrat—

He rules it with pleasure,

He rules it like a rat.

 

Rule the World

First, it was D.C.

Now, it's Chicago.

This man would rule the world—
this man in Mira-a-Logo.

 


Uncle Sam, the Octopus

The claws of government are coming,
The tenacles reaching out.
The of coming of big government
Is having its breakout

Uncle Sam, the octopus.
Uncle Sam in command.
Uncle Sam is strangling America.
Uncle Sam is strangling the land.