A Well-Named Man

He's well named
This Donald Trump
All the things he says
Are just things he trumps up

He really won the election?
That's make believe
And the rest of what he claims
Begins right where sanity does leave

He once hired the National Enquirer
To make up the truth
It trumped up things
On the far side of couth

This Donald Trump
Is a well-named man
He trumps up a lot
As much as he can