Please Understand

All crazies are not the same
I know
But there are few you should elect as president
That's so
An inflicted man crawled upon my roof
He did
And damaged my just-installed solar panels
Heaven forbid
Would we ever elect him to our highest office
Oh my
Then along came Donald Trump and we said
Let's try
Mental health professionals across the land are warning us
About him
But we insist there's no cause for concern
How grim
An inflicted man is crawling upon the roof
Of our land
And, yes, that is cause for alarm
Please understand