Snake Oil

Trump is the elixir
The concoction, brew and mixer
He is the snake oil of the campaign trail

Step right up
All that ails you ends with a sip of this
Says the carnival man making the sale

War in the Middle East?
It wouldn't have happened if I were there
War in Ukraine?
If I were there, they wouldn't dare

How about the economy?
Would it be near so bad if Trump were in charge?
Of course not
Not for you or Tom or even your Aunt Marge

You buy his lines
You buy the elixir
It's snake oil on your shelf
If you vote for him
And his magic potions fail
You have no one to blame but yourself