Chicken Little

Look no further than the story of Chicken Little
If you want to know why climate change ain't real
But then if you do want to look further
"The Boy Who Cried Wolf" is the deal

And the ultimate proof that climate change is a hoax?
That would be "The Emporer's New Clothes"
It completely proves their ain't climate change
It destroys it with it's blows

So, three stories that are instructive
They all say you are fooled
And that's all the proof necessary
So accept that you've just been schooled

Science?
Why listen to that?
Not when there are these three stories
We can pull right out of our hat