Real Values

French values are not ours
And we can be happy they're not
The Paris opening ceremonies
Were not what they ought

There was this parody
Of DaVinci's Last Supper
Hardly a good thing
Not super-duper

Drag queens replaced apostles
In reenacting that picture
You can be certain
That's not in line with scripture

Then there was what
Was called a "menage a trois"
That's three lovers together
Three in the draw

The artistic director 
Saw nothing wrong
He praised his values
Yes, he really sang such a song

Someday the Olympics
Will be in Salt Lake
May we show better values
Values that are not fake