Trump's Shortfalls and Jefferson's

Donald Trump is no worse than Thomas Jefferson
Argues a friend of mine
If Trump slept around, so did Jefferson
With the slaves that he could find

I've heard those stories and do not know
Though I suspect there is some truth
But if Jefferson had moments of weakness
That he was more honorable, I'd give my middle tooth

He didn't bribe a lady, to keep her little mouth shut
And if he once slept with someone, it probably wasn't a slut
So trying to excuse what Donald did
By condemning Jefferson
To me, is like swallowing poison
And calling it medicine

Hanging a founding father
To set free a foe of liberty
Is not a line of logic
That sets well with me