The Chump Card in the Game of Clue

They once had a board game
I guess it's still around
And in the game called Clue
There was a villain to be found

They lined up the suspects
Put each on a playing card
Each had a name and picture
So knowing them wasn't hard

Colonel Mustard, Miss Scarlet or Mr. Green
Which one was at the crime scene?
Or was it Mrs. White or Mrs. Peacock?
Or would that just be poppycock?

I'm just wondering
Where is the card for Donald Trump?
Since he's the one who probably did it
We need a card for that chump