Todd Blanche

Todd Blanche, the lawyer
Did you hear what he's up to of late?
He's trying to convince his client
Not to take the bait

His client?
That would be one Donald Trump
The same guy who's out on the campaign stump
And same guy, this Mr. Trump is
Who is stuck in a court room
Yes, it is 

Trump is said to be anxious to testify
But Blanche is saying, Don't do it
You get up on that witness stand
And it's going to mean you blew it

I know you, Donald
Because you're my client
I know just what you'd say
You'd deny having sex with Stormy Daniels
You think the best answer is, Nay

Donald, that would open you to perjury
Perjury charges, indeed
And even if we won the charges at hand
They would catch you for this perjury deed

Now here's a question for the lawyer
The lawyer named Todd Blanche
Did you just confess you know your client had sex
Is that what you're saying, per chance?

If you're saying it's perjury
That means that it's true
Who would have guessed it
Who would have knew