Lawyers on the Raft

The politicians think they know more than scientists
Down in Florida
It's not those with microscopes
Who have the formula

A lawyer knows more than a scientist
How to make the waves obey
And the sweep of his hand signing a bill into a law
Always saves the day

Climate change?
No matter
We know just what to do
We'll remove the phrase "climate change"
From every state statue

And, poof!
Just like that
Climate change will go away
We can solve all problems
In this very original way

You know we are lawyers
And practiced in our craft
So, there will be no need for scientists anymore
For we control the raft