MAGA's Cousin, RAGA

Don't take our guns away
Shouts something called RAGA
That stands for Republican Attorneys General Association
And it's not too far off from being MAGA

Mexico has filed a lawsuit
Against Smith & Wesson and some others
They know their guns are being trafficked south
To their southern brothers

Knowingly letting trafficked guns
Reach the hands of the cartels
Does strike as a bit wicked
It sounds a little distasteful
Yes, a little insipid

Two months ago, is what it was
When the gun manufacturers gathered their money together
They donated it to RAGA
Let it go as if light as a feather

Now two months hence
And MAGA's -- I mean RAGA's members
Each have signed a breif with the court
Dismiss these charges, they demand
Dismiss them, they snort

Money buys a lot of things
It's called the root of all evil
But when it buys justice for gun-runners
That really is primeval