You Don't Need to Teach Him

You don't need to persuade Satan to sin
I think he's done it enough
You don't need to teach a criminal crime
He already knows his stuff

But what about a president whose already been?
Does he know how to get his office back?
Yes, he knows how to cry foul when it's foul that he does
He knows how to counter attack

He knows how to count votes
And how to reduce that count
And how to overturn election results
He knows how to swindle voters
And swindle the nation
He knows all the nuts and bolts

He knows how to dupe the party and nation
He knows how to turn people to sheeple
He knows how to fool all of the masses
And how to trick all of the townspeople

When a con sweeps the land
With a diabolic plan
You don't need to teach him his trade
When it comes to overthrowing the nation
He's a sensation
He makes that grade in the shade