Every Crime Needs a Tool

The thief uses a pick 
To enter the bank at night
He uses a keypick
When nobody else is in sight

The thief is a clever fellow
And he knows he needs some help
An apparatus, a device
So he pulls the keypick from off his shelf

So here we have the rule:
Every crime needs a tool

And now comes Donald Trump
A conniving, scheming man
And back in 2020
He claimed the election was a sham

Now, must I remind you of the rule?
Every crime needs a tool

Well, this Mr. Trump seeks the White House
You know he wants to break in
But he knows he needs some help
So, he says overturning the election is no sin

Now, must I remind you of the rule?
Every crime needs a tool