So Good at Golf

Our ex-president is so good at golf
He wins even when he's a state away
At least that's what we learn
From Rick Reilly's expose

Reilly is a sportwriting legend
SI and ESPN are where he gained his fame
And he casts some light on Donald Trump
And he casts on him some awful shame

"Golf is like bicycle shorts," Reilly says
"It reveals a lot about a guy"
And what does it say about Donald Trump
Well, there a lot of tricks he might try

"He has to win," Reilly says
"And he will do anything to cheat”
If he misses a shot, he gets a mulligan
Which in golf terms is a repeat

"I know because I played golf with him and he took seven"
Reilly says
Speaking to how this Trump guy is really driven

Trump will tell you he's won 23 championships
Reilly counters he's won none
At least not without golfing's version of an end run

On his own courses he might "win"
But remember what we said about a mulligan

He runs ahead to move his ball
Moving it out of the water
Have you ever seen a golfer with that kind of gall?

He kicks his opponents' balls into the bunkers
Making them look like lousy chunkers

Does Trump get away with cheating in golf and life the same?
Don't know about politics, but in golf
Reilly says, cheating's not allowed
"It's just not in the game"