Lombardi Was Right

There's an election to be won
And you're thinking that you should run
First choose a party
Then remember the words of Vince Lombardi

It's not whether you win or fall in shame
It's whether you're good at the political game
And the first step you've got to take
Is to go after your opponent with a garden rake

Rough him up, and mock him too
Leave him in shambles by the time you're through
Just remember it's not whether you win or fall
What really matters is how many names you call

Lombardi was right when he said take good aim
Win or lose, it's how you play the game
And you can walk away proud as a king
If  you landed low blows while you were in the ring