Blame It On Texas

Blame it on Texas
Or Florida, or maybe even Utah
You're a Trumper because everyone else is
So you get caught in the same old buzzsaw

Our friends influence us
We listen to them
The fruit doesn't change as it falls from the stem

The same is true of Democrats
They, too, follow the crowd
And, they never even apologize
They are forever unbowed

But Trump?
How could you ever follow those folk?
It seems the only explanation
Is that you're suffering from heatstroke